Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Flatiron Fuckers?




Strange title for this movie I did not see anyone getting their hair straightened or anyone doing any blacksmith work. All I saw were men fucking and sucking and playing with a large black rubber objects. There was no mention of steel anywhere in the movie. I might add that the cast was a feast for the eyes though.




It starts out with two of my favorites in it, Claudio Martin and Zack Randall. I might add that they were quite fetching together and Zack gets high praises for his abilities in that scene. Lets just say that Claudio is a bit imposing. Zack gets drilled like there is no tomorrow.



Next up we have our director Michael Lucas getting in on the action with with Anthony Marks. Michael does Anthony in any number of positions and Anthony is happy to oblige. Michael finishes him off by pile driving him and making him blow his load and feeds him the results.


Brad Star and Angel Skye trade off sloppy Blow jobs and then Angel eats Brad’s big round pretty ass out then licks his pretty feet and he is in heaven. Angel then gets Brad ready for his big thick uncut dick by sucking his cock and fingering his pretty ass. I know I said that Brad has a pretty ass already. So what I think he does have a pretty ass. Angel has that ass all ready and he fucks him missionary then doggie and then Brad sits on it (hot).
I love to see a guy ride a big stiff one. They finish with Brad putting his load in Angel’s mouth and Angel sucking him dry. Then angel cums all over Brads pretty face and his chest then he licks it up.



This next scene has a two more of my favorites in it Brant Moore who gets done by Jason Crew who also gets done by himself and Brant and they both get done by that large black rubber object at the same time no less. They both spray water out of there pretty asses after the big black rubber thing is removed and then they fuck some more. This scene was hot and kinky and just a joy to behold. You might have noticed that I like long and lean men and this movie is full of them.



The last scene has Michael Lucas and Zack Randall together for a very interesting scene with some cock sucking ass play and fucking and a little farting thrown in for good measure. Zack gets his tight little hole stretched in this movie but good. Michael Lucas seems to know what his viewers want to see and he gives it to you. He pile drives Zack and goes around the world on that ass (hot). And then he has Zack's ass up in the air and exposes his bright pink hole and he plays with his ass. I can’t really describe it, lets just say you have to see this to believe it.
Lets just say that Zack is a hot little fuck and he knows how to ride a dick and he gives Michael a facial while doing it. He has a hard won shuddering climax with a big creamy load. Then he kisses Michael and licks up his cum and then proceeds to suck both of they’re dicks at the same time and he eats Michael’s load. Zack is the kind of freak we like.




There is a behind the scenes short with interviews of the models and descriptions of the scenes and a water sport short with Jason Crew giving Brant Moore a golden shower. Michael directs this one and he explores the lighter side of kink and a few other fetishes and Mr Pam is the photographer and she gets all up in there for your viewing pleasure. So get up off your butts and get Flatiron Fucker's cause it is hot.




On the Wood scale this one rates a solid 8.5.

2 comments:

  1. Great review and some real hot guys and of course it is my misson in life to SEE EVERYTHING Zach Randall
    appears in!

    Ebony I have a suggestion

    Critics frequently use a number or Star scale to review movies

    Some critics who review porn use a
    more graphic system...

    I would suggest

    * Star= Limp,Flaccid,I would rather do a crossword puzzle!

    ** Stars= Semi-Hard,

    *** Stars= Hard,warm in my special place,smile on my face,Hard Wood!

    **** Stars= Shootin Wood,a 4 Squirt Picture, Mt.Gushmore, Cumsalot

    ***** 5 Stars= Oh My GOD! My Future Husband is in this PORNO!, OMG I cant HOLD IT!, Porn Krakatoa! An Blast of Atomic Proportions and finally

    I died with a Smile on My face and Cum in my Hair!

    ;-p

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  2. Ok I will do that

    how about this
    * no wood

    ** limp wood

    *** good wood

    **** hard wood

    ***** flaming log

    ****** only for the best of the best burning embers

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